Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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