Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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