I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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