i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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