There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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