I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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