3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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