haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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