Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
