lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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