...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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