I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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