That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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