THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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