problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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