therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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