i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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