hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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