So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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