he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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