Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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