I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
try to milk me bitch
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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