I will die if light touches me.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
