No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We are two peas in an std pod
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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