I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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