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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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