please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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