She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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