How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she smelled like a LAN party
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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