I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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