? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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