You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
