hell yes lets make some ravioli
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
