I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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