mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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