I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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