Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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