bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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