More tranny stories later!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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