Sry I called you an 8
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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