Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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