spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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