You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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