my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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