Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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