He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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