is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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