I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He did a backflip because drugs
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