The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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