Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Randomize
