They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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